“The Words” – Run #57 – In Limerick Form

27 showed up on a lark
Sunday p.m. in Bartram Park
(Knight) Rider started the fun
RA let the hares (Bee Haven Buns, Just Bobby, Viva Banana) run
After Viva taught three virgins the marks

We often hear women say
“Never let a man lead the way”
Waah, Waah saw hares, not trail;
Call it a hasher “fail”
Led Rooby and Twisted Mother astray

While trail was not exactly clear
Most all found the stop with the beer
Tailspinner was first in
Then Just Mylan (FRB) and Just Jenn (FBI)
With A-Hole bringing up (wait for it…) the rear

‘Spinner started the circle with flair
For the benefit of virgins there
Twisted Mother and A-Hole
Showed a little rock n’ soul
A frog song and down-down, au pair!

Accusations soon followed behind;
Trail markings were tough to find
When whistle check was called
Mismanagement was appalled
There were more in the circle than behind

Just Bobby endured an inquisition;
Twisted and Waah Waah in bad disposition
He “danced” himself away
Named “Castanets” today
He won’t drop hash (again) on his own volition

It’s not said Just Chris is pronto
After six runs he’s a sure “go”
Indian names are plain crazy,
His name is now SWICASI
But he’ll always be Gung-Ho Cowgirl’s “tonto”

The nectar had dried up to nil
There was no more business to fill
RA gave his release
Sent the hash off in peace
To Happy Pig, more brain cells to kill!

The next run is number 58
Just Mylan and A-Hole cannot wait
Lincoln’s birthdate is the same
Check the Facebook by name
For more details – and oh – don’t be late!